Katri:Is it ok that we'll do this interview auf Deutsch?
Richard:Yeah, English is better.
Katri:Are you sure?
Richard:Yeah, I'm sure.
Katri:fuck, I just translated all the questions in German. My first boyfriend was from Austria, so...
Richard:So you started to learn German. So what was the first word he had taught you?
Katri:I don't know... I... Um... I can't remember! It was 10 years ago! But the thing is that I really learned to have sex in German, which was kind of weird, because when I came back to Finland I had a couple of men... well, many men. But finally someone told me after we had had sex for the first time that yeah, it was nice, but it would have been nicer if you wouldn't say all the time something like 'Ja... Ja... Mehr... Oh, Gott, oh Gott...
'Richard:Oh Gott oh Gott?
Katri:Yes.
Richard:Ok...
Katri:So if you speak German to me I might get sehr heiß. (very hot)
Richard:(laughs) No, English is fine.
Katri:You were 13 when you had first time sex, is that correct?
Richard:: Yeah, 13. I always said that first time, it has to be love, and I had these huge feelings for this girl and... She was older than me... But we never really experienced it together. So it was kind of hard thing, first time. In East-Germany they didn't have any kind of books, you know, to explain. Nobody told me what to do! So I was kind of experimenting in a way, you know. But it was afterwards I figured out...
Katri:(laughs) Having just the image in my head, you know, how do you figure out, like 'Ok, I have this here, um, where should I put it?'
Richard:Exactly, it was something like that. I didn't know if I had to use my hands or... You know.
Katri:(laughs)
Katri:Has your show changed a lot from the time you weren't so popular?
Richard:It is a different show right now, actually. We have different stage sets, so it's bigger, because we're playing in bigger places.
Katri:Bigger is better. (laughs)
Richard:Ehm... Is it?
Katri:Size matters.
Richard:But not the lengths, right? Why are you so interested about sex life?
Katri:Well it's a thing that interests me...
Richard:Well do you believe in monogamy?
Katri:(laughs) Ehm... Well... At certain extents. Do you believe in monogamy?
Richard:I used to believe, but not anymore.
Katri:Why not?
Richard:Because I think it's something that Christians thought like 200 years ago and now they have brought it into our time. I think it has nothing to do with... humanity. (laughs) No, I don't believe it anymore. It's tough to make it work, though. But I think that if we were opener in a way, and especially men, I'm not talking about women, you know. Because the problem is always like men demanding it for themselves, but can't live it when women are doing it.
Katri:Day by day.
Richard:Yeah, day by day. Baby steps, actually.
Katri:Ok, thank you.
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